"A Coastal Grandmother knows what she likes, and won't waste her time on what she doesn't. She's not stressed out over wrinkles, extra pounds, or gray hair. She will dance like no one's watching, she'll pull out her iPhone and turn on the flashlight if she can't read the menu in that trendily dim restaurant, and, yes, she is going to have that second helping and that third glass of wine, because, honey, she gave her last f$*k back in the late 1990s, and she is 100 percent done caring about what anyone else thinks."
Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton in 2003's 'Something's Gotta Give' | CREDIT: EVERETT COLLECTION